tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post2473579873442453411..comments2023-10-22T11:45:23.103-04:00Comments on dead baby jokes: misfortune cookieUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-16058257350763593212009-05-23T14:27:12.481-04:002009-05-23T14:27:12.481-04:00Bon said it before I could. Just late delivery!Bon said it before I could. Just late delivery!docgrumbleshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13207314370613079237noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-40674302620349352852009-05-17T19:40:00.000-04:002009-05-17T19:40:00.000-04:00think of it this way. fortune cookies have a long ...think of it this way. fortune cookies have a long life cycle. this one was probably packaged back in say, early 2007, destined for you. it's just a little late?Bonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14403701620708365171noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-49064417519156888532009-05-17T16:50:00.000-04:002009-05-17T16:50:00.000-04:00Thanks for the post before this one. I really enj...Thanks for the post before this one. I really enjoyed reading it. AliceAlicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02472729169216109749noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-63473139134490262622009-05-16T12:49:00.000-04:002009-05-16T12:49:00.000-04:00I got the fortune "You will have many friends" so ...I got the fortune "You will have many friends" so many times, I quit going to that restaurant. That cookie didn't know me! I didn't want 'many friends' but it was so insistent.Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11509124764568535676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-58025443798957669802009-05-16T09:22:00.000-04:002009-05-16T09:22:00.000-04:00Damn, I'd hide under the bed for a few. MIght as ...Damn, I'd hide under the bed for a few. MIght as well have written: "Other Shoe to Drop, Soon!"Tashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07376651134993450207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-49924388235749301272009-05-16T09:01:00.000-04:002009-05-16T09:01:00.000-04:00Yeah, you did just get your car broken in too, rig...Yeah, you did just get your car broken in too, right? So maybe this means that your car repair will go well and your new phone will rock?Aureliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13691032415028867902noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-53083596638767883882009-05-15T23:12:00.000-04:002009-05-15T23:12:00.000-04:00What if it meant your bad luck was about to change...What if it meant your bad luck was about to change (into good)? Though that's the annoying, ever-present optimist in me.The Nannyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09840319949362558089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-60154827594543998272009-05-15T21:18:00.001-04:002009-05-15T21:18:00.001-04:00yikes. however, whichever way it turns it is likel...yikes. however, whichever way it turns it is likely to turn back again. <br />luck is a fickle bitch like that.moplanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16998309937928231527noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-92027241473406625732009-05-15T21:18:00.000-04:002009-05-15T21:18:00.000-04:00it kind of looks like you scorched it.it kind of looks like you scorched it.Magpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15460136246441367993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-91959190011158377062009-05-15T20:10:00.000-04:002009-05-15T20:10:00.000-04:00Given that they turn those out in mass quantiy the...Given that they turn those out in mass quantiy these days I am loathe to apply any real meaning to them. Unless, of course, it is 'in bed', as previously mentioned:)k@laklyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05366772609212990882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-76846472915366130262009-05-15T19:44:00.000-04:002009-05-15T19:44:00.000-04:00I adhere strongly to the belief that one must appe...I adhere strongly to the belief that one must append the phrase "in bed" to the message to truly understand it.<br /><br />Ooo-la-la!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-92062750738703183692009-05-15T19:08:00.000-04:002009-05-15T19:08:00.000-04:00anything the color of poo really shouldn't be trus...anything the color of poo really shouldn't be trusted, but i would look down when i walked.still life angiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15150141781089602529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-81886903876808857412009-05-15T18:19:00.000-04:002009-05-15T18:19:00.000-04:00Depends on your perception of luck.Depends on your perception of luck.thirtysomethinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11564139651442295144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-18777989057631880252009-05-15T18:01:00.000-04:002009-05-15T18:01:00.000-04:00I don't believe in fortune cookies. I hope you do...I don't believe in fortune cookies. I hope you don't either.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-42311512212125569332009-05-15T17:52:00.000-04:002009-05-15T17:52:00.000-04:00That one actually wouldn't be so bad in the hands ...That one actually wouldn't be so bad in the hands of Chance and Apollo.JW Moxiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16865232770753428076noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-1064581274965912062009-05-15T17:33:00.000-04:002009-05-15T17:33:00.000-04:00Ominous effect appreciated!
I had one last week...Ominous effect appreciated! <br /><br />I had one last week that said "An unexpected event will make your life more exciting." I wanted to burn it, and then I wondered if it were just a year too late.ericahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06347057746449071812noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-44795777581403850462009-05-15T17:28:00.000-04:002009-05-15T17:28:00.000-04:00And here I was thinking that I was the only one wh...And here I was thinking that I was the only one who ever got bad fortunes from cookies...at least I know I'm not alone!Maggiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18010155174814652914noreply@blogger.com