tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post2870292035390688359..comments2023-10-22T11:45:23.103-04:00Comments on dead baby jokes: laughing all the wayUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-80941295679705174462007-12-31T01:07:00.000-05:002007-12-31T01:07:00.000-05:00:( I came here looking for the joke about the guy ...:( I came here looking for the joke about the guy with the fussy baby in a grocery store, constantly offering assurances to John that the trip was nearly done, when someone commented on his patient handling of the tyke. The man responds, "Oh, I'm John."<BR/><BR/>Your "grocery store jokes" line got me here but now I can't deliver the joke any better. boo.<BR/><BR/>he he. Best wishes to you!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-64696855014150759082007-09-06T20:05:00.000-04:002007-09-06T20:05:00.000-04:00mathematician iron jokes????I can not even begin t...mathematician iron jokes????<BR/><BR/>I can not even begin to imagine....<BR/><BR/>How about blueberries, I never thought they were that funny. A delightful summer fruit, yes. Funny, not so much.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-20299338420938366232007-09-06T12:57:00.000-04:002007-09-06T12:57:00.000-04:00Well most people looking for my blog are looking f...Well most people looking for my blog are looking for something to do with heartache (chest pains). Not sure why they type in heartache instead of chest pains. You would get a better search that way.AJW5403https://www.blogger.com/profile/04226074790172704619noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-4313440786420502832007-09-06T11:34:00.000-04:002007-09-06T11:34:00.000-04:00I looked it up specifically to avoid this trap and...I looked it up specifically to avoid this trap and "racoon" was accepted... well, and I didn't see the small link to "raccoon" below the result until now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-47284392325130744242007-09-06T10:41:00.000-04:002007-09-06T10:41:00.000-04:00Amelie: I think it mostly reflects the fact that ...Amelie: I think it mostly reflects the fact that "raccoon" is kind of a hard word for people to spell. Probably the issue is the two consecutive sets of double letters. Also, I'm pretty sure that "racoon" is a legitimate alternative spelling.niobehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10685766216611639434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-35543274084819569912007-09-06T10:10:00.000-04:002007-09-06T10:10:00.000-04:00I like the fact that you get racoons in all sorts ...I like the fact that you get racoons in all sorts of spellings. Is that a google trick?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-12513151534601776602007-09-06T07:57:00.000-04:002007-09-06T07:57:00.000-04:00HA Niobe! My husband says that all the time! "Al...HA Niobe! My husband says that all the time! "All your base are belong to me". His sides will split with this. Too bad I can't show him the actual post. Then he might make his way back to my blog. Then matter and antimatter collide.Mrs. Collinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13572508460850412007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-59341393841396251602007-09-06T07:20:00.000-04:002007-09-06T07:20:00.000-04:00Fortunately, those coming for the reasons listed d...Fortunately, those coming for the reasons listed don't post anything. They have enough tact to not to that apparently.Doughnuthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00100398955132921465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-89400116610496119632007-09-06T04:15:00.000-04:002007-09-06T04:15:00.000-04:00Hey, thanks Monica! I'm sure that your excellent ...Hey, thanks Monica! I'm sure that your excellent joke will attract even more unwary googlers to my blog OF DOOM!!!!<BR/><BR/>Christina: Bwhahahah!!! All your googler are belong to me.*<BR/><BR/><BR/>*(stupid gamer joke, which is explained in great detail<A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us" REL="nofollow">here</A>. If anyone actually, y'know,cares))niobehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08315267454529454063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-87006285470829418692007-09-06T01:29:00.000-04:002007-09-06T01:29:00.000-04:00I agree with magpie, existentialist jokes pretty m...I agree with magpie, existentialist jokes pretty much fits my blog.. but then so does, "jokes that make you cry". And since you are fond of things Classical, here's a stupid joke about the Greek tragedian Euripides.<BR/><BR/>Euripides tears his pants and takes them to a tailor to be fixed, only to have them tear at the same spot three times. Finally the tailor tires of seeing this sad old man in his shop. He finally exclaims, "Hey, Euripides, Eumenides!" (you rip these you mend these). Wah wah wah. <BR/><BR/>Now you will get hits for "bad classic jokes".Mrs. Collinshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13572508460850412007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-39840157907335560462007-09-06T01:28:00.000-04:002007-09-06T01:28:00.000-04:00The weirdness of the MYSTICAL GOOGLE SEARCH is min...The weirdness of the MYSTICAL GOOGLE SEARCH is mind-boggling, no?delphihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07529670960180261467noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-56155193542098563002007-09-05T22:03:00.000-04:002007-09-05T22:03:00.000-04:00I'm with SM - what the heck are mathmetician iron ...I'm with SM - what the heck are mathmetician iron jokes?painted maypolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06446625015003854710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-86266058865307755452007-09-05T17:21:00.000-04:002007-09-05T17:21:00.000-04:00man i didn't think there were so many different ty...man i didn't think there were so many different types of jokes!Christinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04662448292809451387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-49850408150383957532007-09-05T17:14:00.000-04:002007-09-05T17:14:00.000-04:00no one who googles jokes ends up on my site! WHERE...no one who googles jokes ends up on my site! WHERE is the justice? i think you're stealing my googlers!<BR/>and yes, the joke is on them. although, its not so funny, eh? *sigh*The Oneliner (Christina)https://www.blogger.com/profile/03997049405594118170noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-66308501537341763722007-09-05T12:23:00.000-04:002007-09-05T12:23:00.000-04:00You are so right, the joke is on them! Mean stepm...You are so right, the joke is on them! Mean stepmother jokes, oh yes.meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00113578396438869433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-54302819486050591802007-09-05T11:52:00.000-04:002007-09-05T11:52:00.000-04:00I get all sorts of people looking for rhymes, ofte...I get all sorts of people looking for rhymes, often birthday rhymes. I find it encouraging, the amount of occasional poetry people are still writing in this day and age.S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/06957943262402999997noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-24761953546821304372007-09-05T10:54:00.000-04:002007-09-05T10:54:00.000-04:00I don't know, "existentialist jokes" seems pretty ...I don't know, "existentialist jokes" seems pretty apt.Magpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15460136246441367993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-82543533619186049522007-09-05T10:42:00.000-04:002007-09-05T10:42:00.000-04:00mathematician iron jokesWTF?<I>mathematician iron jokes</I><BR/><BR/>WTF?Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05602868040771218507noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-24362934343044559542007-09-05T09:57:00.000-04:002007-09-05T09:57:00.000-04:00Gawd I wish my stats told me where people came fro...Gawd I wish my stats told me where people came from!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-56893065868945041982007-09-05T09:13:00.000-04:002007-09-05T09:13:00.000-04:00It is funny to look at the google searches that br...It is funny to look at the google searches that bring people to a blog...apparently if you google "cat pee" and "fabric sheet" you find mine. Ha ha!EmmaLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01976963296705941968noreply@blogger.com