tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post3659177230369739803..comments2023-10-22T11:45:23.103-04:00Comments on dead baby jokes: from niobe's big book of helpful hintsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-42375333767685326572008-12-18T19:11:00.000-05:002008-12-18T19:11:00.000-05:00Huh! What do ya know. Ya learn something new every...Huh! What do ya know. Ya learn something new every day!Karinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00422440351227886164noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-45573453475765633952008-12-18T01:10:00.000-05:002008-12-18T01:10:00.000-05:00You should catch Dane Cook's comedy routine on the...You should catch Dane Cook's comedy routine on the dangers of using the "stream" setting on the Windex bottle rather than "spray". There are a lot of household hazards we just never think about...<BR/><BR/>Hmmm... now I'm craving popcorn.Lorihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05528541804521203406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-57902669043955164922008-12-18T00:34:00.000-05:002008-12-18T00:34:00.000-05:00I just did the same thing a few days ago. Oooops....I just did the same thing a few days ago. Oooops. I was so hungry I picked out all the un-burnt popcorn (which, admittedly, was not a lot) and tried to make a meal of it. <BR/><BR/>Burnt popcorn is just depressing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-57714685572062708872008-12-17T22:56:00.000-05:002008-12-17T22:56:00.000-05:00Flames! I'm definitely going to need to try that....Flames! I'm definitely going to need to try that. In the old micro, of course.Tashhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07376651134993450207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-673620556900660642008-12-17T22:29:00.000-05:002008-12-17T22:29:00.000-05:00Bwuahahaha! That totally sounds like something I ...Bwuahahaha! That totally sounds like something I would do. Thanks for the laugh - I needed that.Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08339920449924488366noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-48630119154250675672008-12-17T22:05:00.000-05:002008-12-17T22:05:00.000-05:00In fairness I will share my hint as well--- even i...In fairness I will share my hint as well--- even if foil is covered in paper you should still not put it in the microwave. :)Grad3https://www.blogger.com/profile/01507004280070094471noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-73270290210178452242008-12-17T20:36:00.000-05:002008-12-17T20:36:00.000-05:00@ K@klakly:Laughing my ass off. I know what you me...@ K@klakly:<BR/>Laughing my ass off. I know what you mean by "I had to cut the top off of his finger" but I had to read it a few times first.Two Handshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03525454388105006044noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-75042035674374981062008-12-17T20:01:00.000-05:002008-12-17T20:01:00.000-05:00Gotta watch out for those popcorn bags. Serious bu...Gotta watch out for those popcorn bags. Serious business there...thirtysomethinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11564139651442295144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-29724261158936010592008-12-17T19:53:00.000-05:002008-12-17T19:53:00.000-05:00Wow, I had no idea. Thanks for the tip!Wow, I had no idea. Thanks for the tip!cinnamon gurlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05363288586285868779noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-36464250415720373882008-12-17T18:11:00.000-05:002008-12-17T18:11:00.000-05:00That reminds me of the time my husband stuck his f...That reminds me of the time my husband stuck his finger in the little hole in a container of Clorox counter wipes, a hole that said do not stick your finger in here, and proceeded to get his finger lodged in the hole that was surrounded by very small but surprisingly strong, pointed plastic daggers. I had to cut the top off of his finger with kitchen shears. <BR/>I'll never forget his screams and pleading, "For the love of God, get it off me!"<BR/>I think the containers have been redesigned now, clearly my husband wasn't alone in his failure to read the signs:)k@laklyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05366772609212990882noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-87542185665754136322008-12-17T17:04:00.000-05:002008-12-17T17:04:00.000-05:00You know, I've always wondered.giggling a little b...You know, I've always wondered.<BR/><BR/>giggling a little bit, too . . .Jamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11509124764568535676noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-65526270259931861042008-12-17T16:22:00.000-05:002008-12-17T16:22:00.000-05:00by the by, did you just recently change your title...<I>by the by, did you just recently change your titles to blue, or am I just crazy?</I><BR/><BR/>Why, Furrow dear, they've <I>always</I> <BR/>been blue. And you know those gaslights in your house <A HREF="http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/163293/gaslighting_a_little_known_form_of.html?cat=5" REL="nofollow"> that sometimes look like they're flickering?</A> You're just imagining that too....niobehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10685766216611639434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-40047362926570439602008-12-17T16:14:00.000-05:002008-12-17T16:14:00.000-05:00I know I shouldn't be laughing.But I am.Is the mic...I know I shouldn't be laughing.<BR/><BR/>But I am.<BR/><BR/>Is the microwave salvageable?Lori Lavender Luzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15394441222262940632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-75212566446160395572008-12-17T16:09:00.001-05:002008-12-17T16:09:00.001-05:00Without getting into all the gory details, the res...Without getting into all the gory details, the result was a big scary bang, what looked like a flame or two licking at the bag, followed by a charred heap of inedible cinders. Somewhere in the background, I heard Satan laughing with delight.niobehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10685766216611639434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-87194015444266296162008-12-17T16:09:00.000-05:002008-12-17T16:09:00.000-05:00So. Did you blow up the office microwave?So. Did you blow up the office microwave?Magpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08239311951910405878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-86072570589264306392008-12-17T15:59:00.000-05:002008-12-17T15:59:00.000-05:00Hmmm...I'm envisioning all things burnt and smelly...Hmmm...I'm envisioning all things burnt and smelly...close?Carahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08878937591945134056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-30640013878225242252008-12-17T15:52:00.000-05:002008-12-17T15:52:00.000-05:00yikes. it makes me sad to think of ruined popcorn....yikes. it makes me sad to think of ruined popcorn.<BR/><BR/>by the by, did you just recently change your titles to blue, or am I just crazy?Furrowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08617566957749784387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-42581172825962689882008-12-17T15:48:00.000-05:002008-12-17T15:48:00.000-05:00I've never thought to not follow directions and se...I've never thought to not follow directions and see how it works then.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15944385851042247034noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-8477777967086149632008-12-17T15:47:00.000-05:002008-12-17T15:47:00.000-05:00Ditto - what happened? Ruined popcorn is such a di...Ditto - what happened? Ruined popcorn is such a disappointment.Mollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17031717909878732227noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-21521878345079168072008-12-17T15:31:00.000-05:002008-12-17T15:31:00.000-05:00What happened??? Dying of curiosity now....What happened??? Dying of curiosity now....Meghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06369471696720701742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-225058560254819105.post-50468764620510718382008-12-17T15:20:00.000-05:002008-12-17T15:20:00.000-05:00i learned that the hard way, tooi learned that the hard way, toopainted maypolehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06446625015003854710noreply@blogger.com