Friday, March 23, 2007

have you heard the one about . . .?

Like most bloggers, I occasionally check the searches that have brought people to my site. Most are pretty straightforward.

But I'm afraid that the person who found his/her way here while looking for "magnesium jokes" is going to be sadly disappointed.

7 comments:

Aurelia said...

Yeah, I have some pretty bizarre searches myself...I collected a few of the more bizarre ones. Some are just strange. Hmmm...a post methinks?

delphi said...

how do I do this? I got a comment on my blog that was from out of left field and I would love to know where it came from...

niobe said...

Okay, just for that frustrated googler, here are the Best. Magnesium. Jokes. Ever. (I just made them up and I'm pretty sure they're the only magnesium jokes ever)


Q: What do you get from a magnesium cow?
A: Milk of magnesia

Q: Why did the magnesium avoid the sulfate?
A: Because whenever they got together it resulted in a salt.

Q: What kind of car does a magnesium drive?
A: An Mg, of course (with mag wheels)

niobe said...

delphi Just sign up for one of the services that tracks traffic to your site, for example, analytics. Or if you're already signed up, just find the place where it indicates what searches or keywords people used to get to your site.

Aurelia said...

Those magnesium jokes are truly hilarious...Good on you for making them up!

BasilBean said...

I think it is fantastic that you made up the magnesium jokes (which I also think are pretty darn funny).

I wonder if the person who happened across your blog will ever return to see them...

pengo said...

Magnesium? Damn near killed 'um!