problem solved

Let's face it. Some days you feel uninspired. Or creativity-challenged. Or just plain lazy. Or you have something better to do with your time than craft witty little 140-character microposts for twitter. In the old days, you were pretty much stuck with cobbling together some lame update about your cat or, worse, leaving the same boring old status in place, dismaying all your loyal friends and followers.

But now, thanks to these handy update generators, you'll have an endless random stream of new twitter fodder at your fingertips. You'll never be at a loss for words again.

Please, don't all thank me at once.