tie a string around your finger

Don't forget that this coming Friday will feature the August edition of True Confessions, where you, the readers, reveal all. This time, I'm thinking I'll introduce a slight twist, so stay tuned.

And if you find you just can't wait for the bound to be oh-so-juicy results, take a look back at prior commenters' no-longer-secret secrets. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll learn. Mostly things you don't really want to learn. But still.