no comment

If you feel the need to be unfaithful to your partner check out cheatneutral.com. Modelled on carbon offset trading, this website offers a convenient way to offset your infidelity, by paying someone else not to cheat, leaving you with a clearer conscience, as well as a Cheatneutral Offset Certificate, suitable for framing.

Or, if you're the naturally monogamous type, you can join and, once matched with a cheater, be funded for your non-cheating. As the website puts it, "you get paid not to get laid." Either way, by signing up, "you're joining a global community of fidelity - a massive cheat-absorbing resource."