Tuesday, December 18, 2007

snow on shadow

Sunrise comes late these winter mornings, and at quarter to seven, the slices of sky between the maples' bare branches -- which, in the city, is as close as we get to a horizon -- blushed pink and orange. In the backyard, the light colored the ripples of snow the diluted blue-white of skim milk. The rain at the tail end of the storm had layered a skin of ice on the snow, but for every three steps I took on top of it, on the the fourth, I broke through halfway to the ground.

There's too much ivy growing on the fence and the garden shed and, seeing it, I thought of my favorite Christmas carol, The Holly and the Ivy and how I had first heard it at a long-ago concert by a children's choir that my brother sang in. Like everyone in the family except me, my brother has a bright, true voice that can suffuse a room and I could hear him through the tangle of other, paler voices.

Which, of course, brought to mind what has to be my least favorite Christmas song ever, namely (with apologies to anyone who adores and simply can't get enough of it) The Little Drummer Boy. Because what's up with that incessant rum pah pum pum rum pah pum pum rum pah pum pum anyway? I mean, isn't it supposed to be a silent night?

So, what's the seasonal song that you just can't stand? You know, the one that's too trite or too overplayed or too cheerful or (as Missing One posted the other day) too melancholy to listen to. The one that, if you hear it just one more time, you might be tempted, à la Saint Lucy, to do something rather painful and unpleasant involving knitting needles.

And when you're done venting about carols, why not head over to Bub & Pie's place. She's currently being tossed mercilessly on the horns of that age-old dilemma: new house or old house? Can't you help her out?


30 comments:

LawMommy said...

I love "The Holly and the Ivy". As a teenager, I was determined that I would have two daughters, both born in December, and name them Holly and Ivy.

I was a bit of a teenage overly romantic sentamentilist.

But I did actually, briefly, consider naming Lana "Ivy".

The Christmas song I hate is the one about The Christmas Shoes. Sweet googly-moogly I hate that song. But, possibly not as much as comedian Patton Oswalt who flays it with far more savoir-faire than I have, at this youtube link. (The audio isn't great, so, you have to turn it up. Oh, and you have to have heard the wretched song to really appreciate Patton's take on it.) Here's the link:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_ysMpr8mNRM

Lawmommy

Julie Pippert said...

What a beautiful description and cool photos.

Do you hear what I hear

I want to like it. It's beautiful, right?

But it makes me want to lay down and take a nap. With ear muffs.

Also:

Here Comes Santa Claus

Anything sung by The Chipmunks

;)

Julie
Using My Words

Anonymous said...

I like most of them - or I'll at least sing along.

The one I can't stand is Stay Another Day by a British boy band called East 17. The year my cousin (aged 2.5) died (of meningitis) my dad fixed on this song and it became Ashley's song. I dunno why. Something about how my dad believes every death occurs for a reason. (When my mother had cancer, the song that got them through it was Heaven Can Wait by Meatloaf) I can't hear the song without tearing up and have had to physically leave shops where it was playing before now.

xxx

Amanda said...

http://sharper.nu/Transfers/I_Want_a_Hippopotamus_For_Christmas_-_Gayla_Peevey.mp3

I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas. Enough said. Most annoying Christmas song ever. Of course my disdain could be from the fact that it sticks so thoroughly.

Pamela T. said...

I'd second the Little Drummer Boy -- and I'd add the Chipmunk song ... it would be fine if it weren't for the constant screaming for Alvin!

On the flip side, among my favorites is Hark the Herald Angels... ;-) but I don't have a voice worthy of it.

Julia said...

Beautiful pictures, as usual.

I guess I am saved by not having grown up here, and also by not shopping too much (so I am not inundated with store music). I don't tend to listen to music radio in the car either, now that I have an in-dash CD changer. Back when I did only have the radio, I remember being annoyed by about this time in December. But I can't remember which particular songs were driving me to consider knitting needles.

The one we discovered a couple of years ago and one that we really like because we are twisted that way is "Grandma got run over by a reindeer." But only in small doses.

Magpie said...

And for me (sorry Julia) - I HATE "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" - which, of course, is now stuck in my head.

I rather like the bombastic - O Holy Night, Jerusalam.

Aurelia said...

I love all Christmas songs....until New Years Eve. Then I can't stand every last one of them.

Okay, not completely true---I'm a round the year addict to any of the animagic films by Rankin & Bass. I just don't necessarily like all the music all of the time.

But I just have to put on one of those DVDs, and I become totally mushy.

Anonymous said...

I save my disdain for Santa Baby (even when sung by Eartha Kitt) and I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus. Flirting with or kissing Santa just makes my skin crawl.

The Callipygian Chronicle

S said...

not too fond of 'deck the halls' -- too many fa-la-la-s.

quite like 'angels we have heard on high'

niobe said...

Slouching Mom: your comment reminded me that there are some xmas songs that have been forever spoiled for me by the parody version. Such as:

Angels we have heard on high
Tell us to go out and buy....

And whenever I hear "Walking in A Winter Wonderland," I think of the alternative lyrics to "Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear." Not that there's anything wrong with that

LadyofAvalon56 said...

I am sick of White Christmas and Susie Snowflake, among others.

My favourite is still Oh Holy Night. Those high notes give me goosebumps. I also love the Carol of the Bells, but the rest of my family are sick of it because when I listen to it, I crank it to deafending level.

a- said...

Hi Niobe,

I love reading your blog and decided to comment and come out of hiding. I'm new to this whole blog thing and can't figure out how to get from one blog to the next but yours I read and read again.

Thanks for the laugh about the parodies. It's nice to have some new lyrics for the classics.

I hate "Silent Night". Enough said.

I love "All I Want for Christmas is You" especially the version by My Chemical Romance.

EmmaL said...

Cool pictures! All the photos you post make me want to get my camera out. I can't really comment on the song thing. I don't have the faintest idea. I guess I would say I don't like Christmas music at all really, or maybe I'm just not in the spirit. Or other seasonal music - I don't know. I'm at a loss for some reason.

akeeyu said...

Oh, sweet Jebus, I loathe The Little Drummer Boy. Every time I hear that rum pa pum pum business, I want to jam a knitting needle through my ear drums.

My favorite Christmas song has got to be Weird Al's 'Christmas At Ground Zero,' but then, I grew up in one of the nation's many 'ground zero' locations, so it's possible that my sense of humor about it skews just slightly towards the fucked up.

niobe said...

a: Thanks for delurking and for the kind comments about my blog.

And if you want all the lyrics to Walking Round in Women's Underwear, just click here.

h2o girl said...

I agree with some of your lovely previous commenters - I loathe "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" and "Santa Baby." I am not a Christian but I love the sacred Christmas songs the best - "O Holy Night," "Adeste Fidelis," "Angels We Have Heard on High." Oh and The Messiah totally rocks - the Halleluja Chorus of course, and the rest of it as well.

Tash said...

I think it's all in the rendition. I always thought Santa Baby sucked, but I've heard a hip hop version I liked, and recently a grungy one that was cool. Really turned it on it's head. Growing up I hated a lot of the "old school" ones, but now I really like "Three Ships," for instance. Really, like you, I think I've always hated little drummer boy.

Lately, they all kinda make me sad, though. I've been getting through with a lot of "The Killers."

missing_one said...

Oh, I wish we had snow out here..
the leaves finally mostly blew off the tree after just turning colors a few weeks ago. yeesh, California.

I kinda like Santa Baby. Maybe because we grew up never believing in Santa Claws, I could picture someone more handsome dressed up in a santa suit...

Favorites have to be Carol of the Bells (with vocals, not so fond of the instrumental) and O Holy Night.
I like all the old jazzy ones as well...winter wonderland sung by Sinatra, baby it's cold outside with Ella Fitzgerald and Nat King Cole.

I abhor the Christmas Shoe song. I mean, really, we all know Christmas is depressing, but does it really have to be THAT depressing? Like I'm going to go out and commit suicide type of depressing? yick!
I don't like "there is no place like home for the holidays" Probably because I'd always rather be on a tropical island during the holidays. Okay, I 'm sure I could go on and on

c. said...

12 Days of Christmas. Hands down. Ick! YUCK! And all that repitition? It drives me nuts. I'm happy that my true love knows better than to give me any of that crap ;o)

Angel Mom said...

I have to agree with c. I can't stand The 12 Days of Christmas. Never have liked it.

The Little Drummer Boy used to be my favorite when I was little. Don't care much for it now.

Chris, Renae & Annie said...

All of these comments made me laugh - especially the one about "I Want A Hippopatamus for Christmas". A friend put this on a Christmas mix CD for me and I play it just to annoy my secretary. Earlier today it started playing and she was about to give me the (friendly) what-for when she realized it was playing on her radio. I laughed.

I loathe The Christmas Shoes. I am really disliking Ay, Ay, Ay It's Christmas this year. Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer is awful. I also HATE, HATE, HATE Purple Snowflakes.

My favorite's have to be Do They Know It's Christmastime both version - Bandaid and the recent remake by Barenaked Ladies, followed by a rousing Gospel version of Go Tell It On the Mountain. I also love Birthday of a King.

thirtysomething said...

I enjoy Transiberian Orchestra --namely Christmas Cannon, but Appalachian Snowfall is also a good one. It makes me think of freshly fallen snow and the glimmer of the holiday.
And as it happens, Little Drummer Boy has always been a favorite of mine.
I hate hate hate the 12 Days of Christmas. Even the 'funny' vserions.
Love your snow pics by the way.

Searching said...

I used to play the Holly and the Ivy every year on my flute for various Christmas affairs, so it holds a special place in my heart. This year it is What Child is This as a duet with my 12yo sis on flutes. Can't think of any I'm loathing at the moment other than the Hawaiian one which I have just heard too much of lately.

meg said...

I love the photos as always.

And I don't like Christmas music as a general rule. It's just too darn happy.

Wabi said...

I like the "running of the deer" line in "The Holly and the Ivy." Very sweet ...

One of my favorite carols is "In the Bleak Midwinter." I have heard some dreadful slow and drab versions of it, but done up right it's quite a song.

Melissa said...

Another vote for "The Christmas shoes". I also don't like "my favorite things". How is this a Christmas song? Yet, it is always on all the Christmas CD's.

I never actually noticed this before, but lately it seems that if you really listen to the lyrics to most Christmas songs they are quite depressing. Maybe it's just me.

charmedgirl said...

clean snow, dirty snow. clean snow, dirty snow. frozen snow. wet snow, dry snow. hard snow, soft snow.

it's my brain, in the end, and i hate being this cold. everything changes, everything stays the same.

Cheek said...

I actually do love The Little Drummer Boy. My favorite Christmas albums are Peter, Paul & Mary's Holiday Celebration, and John Denver & the Muppets: A Christmas Together. I love every song on both of those albums, although the latter got really hard to listen to after both John Denver and Jim Henson died.

I loathe Barbra Streisand's cracked-out version of Jingle Bells, that cloying Amy Grant song about The Heart of This Christmas or whatever (which has been inexplicably stuck in my head for weeks and is ruining my Christmas), and (with apologies to renae) Do They Know It's Christmas. I was listening to it last year and it just sounded offensive to me - painting Africa as this bleak, horrible place, sounding all smug and self-satisfied, and acting like Christmas is the best thing that could happen to them. Isn't Ethiopia a predominantly Muslim country? Do They CARE It's Christmas??

painted maypole said...

those pictures are great.

i can't think of a Xmas song I hate. but give me a few more weeks. ;)