Just so we're clear:
The characters and events depicted in the previous post are fictitious.* Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
*Note that this refers solely to the previous post. Though I realize there are doubters and skeptics (yes, I'm looking at you, Deshaine), for the most part, what you read on this blog, if not the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, is at least a reasonable facsimile thereof.