misfortune cookie
I'm not even the tiniest bit superstitious.
But this (colors reversed for bonus ominous effect) can't be a good sign.
Friday, May 15, 2009
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reading list
- a directory for grieving families
- a failure of imagination
- a little pregnant
- a mending heart
- a second chance
- a series of unfortunate events
- adventures of law mommy
- all about preeclampsia
- am i doing okay
- amelies welt
- an accident of hope
- and here we are
- and the duck said
- antigone lost
- antropóloga
- apron strings
- awful but functioning
- baby passionfruit
- baby proof
- beaten but not bowed
- beautiful
- beyond the pale
- bloggings by deshaine
- blood signs
- box of rain
- bringing gabriel home
- broken heart diaries
- bub and pie
- certainly not cool enough to blog
- collecting raindrops
- coming2terms
- conceive this
- creating motherhood
- crib chronicles
- cruchy granola
- curvatude
- days of our lives
- discovering me
- doc grumbles i presume
- dragondreamer's lair
- drama 2b mama
- eight million pieces
- emma's mum
- everything is under control
- excavator
- expectant waiting
- finding my way home
- footprints on my heart
- for the flavor
- fortune cookie follies
- froggy baby
- glow in the woods
- greenblogger
- grownups are like that
- healing arts
- henry street
- her very own
- high land hard rain
- hopeful momma
- i thought unicorns were a myth
- i will be mom*
- i will never be over it
- i won't fear love
- i'm a smart one
- in her shoes
- in the land of broken hearts
- infertile fantasies
- julian's room
- just crazy enough to try
- just one more
- klepsydra
- la la land
- life after heartache
- life can be
- life from here
- life of uncertainity
- life with love and loss
- little beans 4 me
- losses and gains
- magpie musing
- making sense of it all
- mary's madness
- max's mommy
- maybe baby
- mcpolish
- me and my shadows
- miracle dive
- missed conceptions
- mommy wants vodka
- moshka*
- mother in mourning
- motherhood and angels
- my journey towards my little miracle
- my pain i hide
- my reality
- my resurfacing
- my scar smiles at me
- mystery mommy
- nate nate roller skate
- needs new batteries
- nicolas' garden*
- no matter how small
- noah steven
- not done yet
- one big maybe
- one tired ema
- painted maypole
- phantom scribbler
- plan b
- please give me back my heart
- project t*
- punch drunk
- pyjama mummy
- raspberry chip
- relaxing in the parlor
- rhymes with javelin
- riding the grief rollercoaster
- ryan was here
- seed dispersal mechanisms
- slouching past 40
- so close
- so dear and yet so far
- special survivors
- spin me i pulsate
- spiraling into control
- sticky bean
- sticky bun
- still hopeful
- still life with circles
- still passing open windows
- stitched up for the second time
- surviving my loss
- sweet/salty
- tears are for babies
- thalia's fertility journey
- that was the plan
- the callipygian chronicles
- the fertile soul
- the impatient patient
- the journey from here
- the littlest bean
- the para graph
- the view from the hill
- the woman who cried pregnant
- there's hope
- think pink
- third time lucky
- this is not what i ordered
- this that and the mother thing
- this too shall pass
- thomas woz 'ere
- three minute palaver
- too much too soon
- town criers
- trapped under ice
- trying to have a baby that lives
- tuesday's hope
- uncommon misconceptions
- under the mad hat
- unpollinated
- untangling knots
- uppercase woman
- wabi-sabi life
- waiting for . . .
- weebles wobblog
- what am i
- what does not kill you makes you stronger
- wheels on the bus
- which box
- wishing it would get easier
- words of a life
- write about there
- writing as jo(e)
- year of consolation
17 comments:
And here I was thinking that I was the only one who ever got bad fortunes from cookies...at least I know I'm not alone!
Ominous effect appreciated!
I had one last week that said "An unexpected event will make your life more exciting." I wanted to burn it, and then I wondered if it were just a year too late.
That one actually wouldn't be so bad in the hands of Chance and Apollo.
I don't believe in fortune cookies. I hope you don't either.
Depends on your perception of luck.
anything the color of poo really shouldn't be trusted, but i would look down when i walked.
I adhere strongly to the belief that one must append the phrase "in bed" to the message to truly understand it.
Ooo-la-la!
Given that they turn those out in mass quantiy these days I am loathe to apply any real meaning to them. Unless, of course, it is 'in bed', as previously mentioned:)
it kind of looks like you scorched it.
yikes. however, whichever way it turns it is likely to turn back again.
luck is a fickle bitch like that.
What if it meant your bad luck was about to change (into good)? Though that's the annoying, ever-present optimist in me.
Yeah, you did just get your car broken in too, right? So maybe this means that your car repair will go well and your new phone will rock?
Damn, I'd hide under the bed for a few. MIght as well have written: "Other Shoe to Drop, Soon!"
I got the fortune "You will have many friends" so many times, I quit going to that restaurant. That cookie didn't know me! I didn't want 'many friends' but it was so insistent.
Thanks for the post before this one. I really enjoyed reading it. Alice
think of it this way. fortune cookies have a long life cycle. this one was probably packaged back in say, early 2007, destined for you. it's just a little late?
Bon said it before I could. Just late delivery!
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